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  “We’ll stay in touch by cell phone and plan to meet up right here when the museums close at five o’clock,” Mrs. McDonald said. “Don’t be late.”

  Don’t be late.

  The late McDonald twins. If something terrible happened, that’s how people would refer to them. Coke shivered and tried to put such thoughts out of his mind.

  Pep wondered if she would ever see her parents again. She tried not to cry, taking one last look at her mom and dad as they walked away.

  While the twins waited on the security line, Coke played a mental video of the things that had happened to them in the last week. The incident with Archie Clone at the first McDonald’s restaurant. Matching wits with Mrs. Higgins at the Cubs game in Chicago. Visiting Michael Jackson’s boyhood home. Figuring out all the ciphers. Those sadistic bowler dudes. The amusement park in Sandusky, where they’d nearly drowned in ice cream. Sliding down the outside of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Dad going crazy at the Hoover Historical Center when he found out that Hoover was the guy who founded the vacuum cleaner company.

  He thought of the miles and miles of highway they had traveled. The strange places they’d visited. Yoyos. Mustard. Duct tape. It had been some trip. They had traveled all the way across the United States now and seen everything from the largest egg in the world to a museum devoted to Pez dispensers. And now they were at the end of the line.

  “This is it,” Coke told his sister.

  “Let’s go,” Pep replied.

  Chapter 20

  DAY AT THE MUSEUM

  The twins walked through the metal detector, looking all around for anything suspicious. The security guard peered into Coke’s backpack for a moment, looked at Coke, rolled her eyes, and waved him through. She had seen people try to bring drugs, alcohol, explosives, and even live animals into the museum. Now this kid had a can of Silly String, a roll of duct tape, and little bars of soap. Nothing surprised her anymore.

  There was no other line, no tickets to be picked up, no admission. The Museum of American History, like all the Smithsonian museums, is free.

  Coke and Pep rushed inside. Pep checked the clock on her cell phone. It was 1:46. In fourteen minutes something was going to happen. The question was … what?

  “I hope Mya and Bones show up,” Coke said.

  “They’ll be here,” Pep assured him. “They promised to have our backs.”

  “Look!” Coke shouted, pointing straight ahead.

  On the opposite side of the museum, nearly filling the wall, was a sculpture made of hundreds of shiny silver panels arranged in the shape of a waving flag. Below it were these words:

  THE STAR-SPANGLED BANNER

  The Flag that Inspired the National Anthem

  “This way,” Coke said, marching toward it.

  The entrance to the Star-Spangled Banner room was below the silver sculpture, on the right. The twins went through the doorway, not knowing what might be around the corner.

  When we think of the Star-Spangled Banner, we think of the song (“Oh say, can you see…” ). But the Star-Spangled Banner is a banner. It’s the flag of the United States.

  Coke and Pep walked hesitantly into a darkened hallway with paintings on the wall and plaques describing how Francis Scott Key, on a boat a few miles from Baltimore harbor, watched (“by the dawn’s early light”) the British bombarding Baltimore’s Fort McHenry on September 13, 1814. The attack lasted twenty-five hours, and explosions illuminated (“the rockets’ red glare, the bombs bursting in air”) a huge American flag, which inspired Key to write the lyrics to his famous song.

  The twins turned the corner, into an even darker room. Aside from a dim line of guide lights on the floor, the only thing they could see in the room was the flag. The real one. The Star-Spangled Banner that had inspired Francis Scott Key. It was kept in near darkness, to prevent it from fading.

  “Wow,” Coke whispered. “This is the real deal.”

  It was the largest flag either of them had ever seen—thirty by thirty-four feet—and eight more feet of the right side was missing because souvenir hunters had cut off pieces over the years. One of the fifteen stars had been snipped out too. Now the flag was under glass, laid out on a tilted floor, with the lyrics to “The Star-Spangled Banner” on the wall behind it in white, glowing letters.

  “Do you think somebody is supposed to meet us in here?” Pep asked. “I can’t see anybody.”

  “I can barely see my hand in front of my face,” Coke replied.

  “Let’s get out of here,” Pep said. “It’s scary.”

  But Coke did see one other thing in the dark room—a piece of paper on the floor in front of the display case. He stooped down to pick it up. The twins rushed out the opposite side of the dark room so they could read it…

  “Greensboro lunch counter!” Pep shouted.

  They dashed out of the Star-Spangled Banner exhibit and looked to the right. Down the hall was a sculpture of George Washington wrapped in a cloth and holding one hand up in the air. They looked down the hall to the left to see…

  A lunch counter!

  “This way!” Coke said, and they ran over there.

  It was a pretty ordinary-looking lunch counter, with two pink and two green stools. But history was made at that lunch counter.

  It was at a Woolworth’s store in Greensboro, North Carolina. Back in 1960, only white people were allowed to eat in the store. But on February 1 of that year, four black college students sat down and asked to be served. When they were told to leave, they refused. They came back the next day too, with more students from the university.

  Word got around, and soon black students in fifty-four cities were holding “sit-ins” at segregated lunch counters all over the country. That drew media attention, and within six months Woolworth’s and other stores had opened their lunch counters to anyone who wanted to eat there. It would be another four years until the Civil Rights Act was passed, ending segregation in public accommodations and employment.

  The twins looked all over for a clue telling them what they were supposed to do or who they were supposed to see at the lunch counter. A few tourists with cameras were milling around, but they seemed harmless. Nothing really captured the twins’ attention until Coke spotted another note. This one was taped to the bottom of the glass in front of the lunch counter. He peeled it off and read it.

  WBUAOHYY

  “John Bull!” Pep yelled. “The train!”

  They ran over to a little booth nearby with a short gray-haired lady sitting behind it. A sign next to the booth said ASK ME.

  “Where’s John Bull?” Pep asked breathlessly.

  “Downstairs,” the lady said, pointing. “When you get to the lower level, look to the right. You can’t miss it.”

  “Thanks!” Pep said, already on the run.

  “What’s your rush?” the lady said. “My goodness, that old train has been sitting there for years. It’s not like it’s about to leave the station.”

  The twins thanked her and ran down the stairs. Sure enough, when they got to the bottom and looked to the right, a big, old-time train was sitting there, its smokestack almost touching the ceiling.

  John Bull was one of the first steam locomotives in America. The plaque in front of it said the train was imported from England in 1831 and used to move freight and passengers between New York and Philadelphia. Back in those days, it took two days to make that trip by horse and buggy. John Bull reduced it to five hours, which was considered amazing at the time.

  But Coke and Pep weren’t interested in the history of rail travel in America. They were interested in who had sent them all those ciphers and what was going to happen at two o’clock, which was now just five minutes away.

  They searched all over the John Bull until Coke noticed another piece of paper. This one was on the tip of the big iron cowcatcher on the front of the train. He picked it off, and Pep peered over his shoulder as he looked at it.

  DMOHFYNEEHN UBTELIGLPAT

  “Dum
bo the flying elephant!” Pep yelled first.

  Directly behind the John Bull, on the wall, was a directory of the museum’s three floors. The twins searched frantically for the word ”Dumbo.” It wasn’t there. But the directory showed a little icon on the third floor.

  “That must be Dumbo!” Pep yelled.

  “Follow me!” Coke said.

  There was an escalator right behind the John Bull. The twins dashed up it, taking two steps at a time. They went as high as the escalator would go. At the top, they looked all around until Pep spotted a 3 WEST sign on the other side of the museum. They ran over there, and the first thing they saw, at the end of the hallway, was Dumbo.

  It was part of a kiddie ride, a shiny gray fiberglass elephant car with room for two small children to sit inside. Dumbo wore a purple hat and a white ruffled collar around his neck. The plaque in front of it said the ride had been inspired by the 1941 animated film Dumbo, and began operating at Disneyland soon after the park opened in 1955. Riders could make it fly up or down by moving a bar in front of them.

  “Now what?” Coke asked, looking around desperately. It was 1:58. Time was running out.

  There was a low glass wall surrounding Dumbo to prevent visitors from climbing on it. The twins couldn’t examine Dumbo, but in the back at the bottom of the glass wall, Pep found another note.

  FOLLOW DUMBO’S TRUNK

  “Is it a cipher?” Coke asked.

  “No!” Pep replied. “We’re supposed to follow the trunk! Hurry!”

  Dumbo’s trunk was pointing at a slight angle to the left. There was a small gallery about twenty-five paces away, titled “Treasures of Popular Culture.” Coke and Pep ran over there, and the first thing they saw in that gallery, inside a glass display case, was this:

  “It’s Dorothy’s slippers!” Pep exclaimed. “The real ones!”

  The twins pressed their noses against the glass to get a better look at the sequined shoes. The plaque explained that Judy Garland, who was just sixteen at the time, wore these sequined shoes (size five) in the movie The Wizard of Oz. In the original story by L. Frank Baum, Dorothy’s slippers were silver. They were changed to ruby red for the movie so they would show up better against the yellow brick road.

  “Well, that’s all of them,” Pep said, throwing up her hands. “That’s all the clues.”

  “It’s two o’clock,” Coke said. “Nothing happened. Nobody’s here. After all that. Maybe we made a mistake somewhere.”

  “Do you think it was all a big hoax?” Pep asked. “Maybe they were just playing with our heads the whole time. Nothing was going to happen on July third at two o’clock.”

  “Maybe Mya was right,” said Coke. “Maybe it’s going to happen on July Fourth.”

  Both of the twins were relieved, in a way. Neither of them particularly wanted to confront the unknown.

  “Hey look, there’s Kermit the—,” Pep said, turning around to look at the rest of the exhibit.

  At that moment, five guys dressed head to toe in black SWAT uniforms came running out of nowhere.

  Chapter 21

  OVER MY DEAD BODY

  ‘HANDS UP!”

  Coke and Pep spun around to see themselves surrounded by five guys wearing black ski masks. They didn’t appear to be armed, but they were all poised like ninjas, as if they were about to do martial arts moves. Three elderly tourists backed against the walls of the room, panic in their eyes.

  “What?!” Coke shouted. “Who are you?”

  “We’re with the Washington, D.C., Police Department,” one of the SWAT team barked. “You’re under arrest!”

  The voice sounded familiar, but Coke couldn’t place it. And then the guy started whistling “The Yellow Rose of Texas.” Coke looked down. He noticed that the “policeman” was wearing cowboy boots. This had to be the guy at the rest stop, the guy who’d been sending them all those ciphers.

  “What did we do?” Pep asked, trembling. “We didn’t do anything!”

  “Attempted robbery,” said the guy wearing cowboy boots. “We know you were about to steal Dorothy’s ruby slippers.”

  “That’s ridiculous!” Coke said. “We would never—”

  “SHUT UP!” said the guy with the cowboy boots. “I don’t want to hear your lame excuses. Take ’em, boys.”

  “Sure thing, boss,” one of the SWAT team guys said, grabbing Coke roughly by the arm. Another grabbed Pep.

  The three old ladies who had been looking on, shocked, now appeared to be angry.

  “Kids!” one of them said, sneering. “They’re a couple of juvenile delinquents.”

  “Imagine,” the second old lady said, “stealing Dorothy’s slippers. Shameful!”

  “And where are their parents?” asked the third old lady. “That’s the problem with children these days. No adult supervision. They just run wild in the streets.”

  “We didn’t—,” Coke tried to explain, but a black-gloved hand clapped over his mouth.

  “Excuse us, folks,” the guy in cowboy boots said as they made their way with the twins toward an emergency exit. “Sorry for the disturbance. Gotta keep young creeps like this off the streets. Just doing our job, you understand. Enjoy your day.”

  “Thank you, officers!” one of the old ladies said gratefully. “Thank you for keeping us safe.”

  “No problem, ma’am.”

  The SWAT team dragged the twins out the exit and into the dingy stairwell, locking the emergency exit door behind them. No alarms had sounded. There was no sign of Mya or Bones coming to the rescue. Coke and Pep were on their own.

  There were stairs leading up from that point, presumably to the roof of the museum. Pep was trying to bite the guy holding her, but it was no use. Coke couldn’t move his hands to get to any of the stuff in his backpack.

  The guy wearing cowboy boots pulled off his ski mask.

  “Archie Clone!” Pep said, gasping.

  Yes, it was evil Archie, the lunatic who had already tried to boil the twins in oil and drown them in ice cream.

  “You can take off your masks now, boys,” he said. “It’s safe here.”

  The other members of the SWAT team pulled off their masks. Coke and Pep recognized two of them as the bowler dudes who had been terrorizing them all the way across the country. The other two were pimply teenagers whose faces were not familiar. The five had posed as a legitimate SWAT team, and all of them had big, evil grins on their faces because they had pulled it off.

  “It’s so nice to see you two again,” Archie Clone said with false sincerity. “I hope you enjoyed the museum. Did you get the chance to see Albert Einstein’s pipe? Warren Harding’s pajamas?”

  “No, we were trying to—”

  “Shut up!” Archie Clone said. “They were rhetorical questions.”

  “What does that mean, boss?” asked one of the bowler dudes.

  “None of your business!” barked Archie Clone irritably. Then he turned back to the twins, rolling his eyes.

  “Please excuse my dim-witted assistants,” he whispered. “Unfortunately, I wasn’t able to hire geniuses, like us. These are the guys who used to beat me up at school. Now they work for me.”

  “Leave us alone!” Pep shouted, trying to pull away from the bowler dude who was holding her. “You have a sickness, do you realize that? You should get help.”

  “Pep, Pep, Pep,” Archie Clone said, shaking his head sadly. “I thought you and I had an understanding. Actually, I kinda thought you liked me. I was hoping we could watch the Fourth of July fireworks together.”

  “Over my dead body!” Pep shouted, causing the fake SWAT team to giggle uncontrollably.

  “It’s not even the Fourth of July,” Coke informed Archie Clone. “That’s tomorrow.”

  “Don’t you think I know that, Coke?” Archie Clone asked. “I sent out a series of fake texts talking about a robbery in Washington on the Fourth of July. I hoped your friends Mya and Bones would intercept them. And they did. Now everyone is expecting the big robbery
tomorrow. That’s why I’m doing it today! Hahahahaha!”

  “Hahahahahaha” went the fake SWAT team. They sounded like they had been programmed to laugh whenever he did.

  “What are you going to steal?” Pep asked.

  “Well, I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you,” said Archie Clone. “Oh, wait! I almost forgot. I’m going to kill you anyway! Hahahahaha!”

  “Hahahahahaha” went the SWAT team.

  “You’re going to steal the Star-Spangled Banner from the museum, aren’t you?” Coke guessed. “It’s the symbol of America.”

  “Of course not,” Archie Clone replied. “That’s way too obvious. And besides, that flag wouldn’t fit on my bedroom wall. Hahahahaha!”

  “Hahahahahaha” went the fake SWAT team.

  “You’re going to steal Dumbo the flying elephant!” accused Pep.

  “No, no, no,” Archie Clone said, almost whispering, “something even better.”

  He leaned closer to Pep, so she could smell his breath. There was a gleam in his eye.

  “I’m going to steal the most valuable treasure they have in this museum,” he continued. “A true symbol of America. Are you ready for this? I’m going to steal… Abraham Lincoln’s top hat!”

  “No!” Coke shouted.

  “You’re insane!” said Pep.

  “Insane?” Archie Clone said. “Seems to me that it would be insane to drive all the way across the country to see a duct tape fashion show. It’s your mother who is insane.”

  “Leave our mother out of this!” Pep shouted.

  “Oh, please,” said Archie Clone. “Spare me the theatrics.”

  “How about we just kill ’em now, boss?” asked one of the bowler dudes. “Right here in the stairwell.”