Miss Aker Is a Maker! Page 4

  *That is, except for secrets like an elephant is about to secretly fall on your head. That wouldn’t be cool.

  * You should really pay more attention when you read.

  * What does cake have to do with anything? Why is everybody always talking about cake?

  * It’s okay to say “but,” but we’re not supposed to say “butt.” Nobody knows why.

  *That was weird. Why would anybody bring pins to school?

  *Don’t turn the page! Don’t do it! Oh no, you’re turning the page!

  *It’s fine to say “duty,” but we’re not supposed to say “doody.” Nobody knows why.

  *Pretty exciting, huh? But wait until you read the next chapter!

  *There sure are a lot of violins in this book.

  **Don’t try this at home, kids! You’ll break your instrument.