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  Gutman and his dentist at play (we hope).

  Gutman in the midst of adoring fans at

  Anderson’s Bookshop in Naperville, Illinois.

  When he’s not writing, Gutman’s busy with his favorite hobby, biking.

  Gutman and his wife, Nina, at the spot where they met in 1982.

  Gutman’s wife, Nina, with their children, Sam and Emma.

  “After thirty years I made the New York Times bestseller list,” says Gutman, posing with the second book of the Genius Files, his hit series.

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  Copyright © 2000 by Dan Gutman

  Interior illustrations © 2000 by Mike Dietz

  Cover illustration © 2012 by Mike Dietz

  cover design by Mimi Bark

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